Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Happy Nicholas Cage Day!

Once again it's time to gather the family together and celebrate one of the days that is close to so many Americans' hearts. That's right...Nicholas Cage's Birthday! I really fell down on the job this year. Normally, I would have a candlelight all day film fest and I would dress as one of my favorite Cage characters. Have a Great Nicholas Cage Day!

Nick Cage Day is my favorite holiday of the year. I love to have Cage movie marathons in honor of his birth. There's nothing like kicking back with a 2-liter, well, 2 one liters of my favorite malt liquor, a bucket of chocolate bullets, a bag of gummy guns, and 5 to 7 packs of candy cigarettes to celebrate his oeuvre! Over the years I've grown tired of just watching one after the other back to back. So, this year I've cut together various scenes taken out of context from every role he has ever portrayed, eliminating supporting actors and replacing them with other Cage characters. I call this 6 hour and 45 minute work - CAGE MATCH. It's his greatest performance.


Laser McNeal said...

Wow! I've heard about this but didn't think it was actually real! I HAVE TO SEE THIS!