you need to hurry up and post that picture so i can get going on my picture, cause mine is going to punch your's in the penis!!
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
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- Falcon Steele
- Justin Gaar spawned from his father's forehead. He went on to study and, later, teach experimental jazz dancing at Juilliard in the 80's. Justin was the original drummer for Steely Dan. He also invented science.
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you're picture isn't going to punch anybody because my picture is going to rip its freaking arms off and beat sick old people with them.
nope. no it will not. your picture is going to be so lame that it will volunteer to deliver meals on wheels and talk about the diplomatic genius that is jimmy carter, while my picture makes fun of his weak presidency and punches your's in the penis!! again!
Oh, Hell No! My picture hates Jimmy Carter and voting. My picture only focuses on boobies, fast cars, beer and collecting unemployment checks. My picture works for no one and will never pay taxes. Say goodbye to your pictures arms and to all your favorite old folks!
whatever!! i saw your picture downtown last night near the soup kitchen, male-whoring itself out to any picture lover with money. i won't stand for that kinda trash in my city, no sir. so i had my picture punch you picture in it's picture-whore penis!
You are obviously mistaken. My picture was at the Rebel Lounge last night drinking lots of PBR, offering to buy people bar mat shots, and making obscene comments to any woman who walked passed him. I heard your picture was drinking white wine spritzers and watching a Barbra Streisand movie festival. My picture is going to dress up like a Ninja Turtle and drop kick your picture in the penis and then rip off its arms and slap Don Rickles in the face.
if my picture had anything to do with white wine spritzers OR babs, it was done ironically. my picture has a great sense of humor like that. however, during said streisand festival my picture was vacationing on the archipelago nation of Malta with three lovely pictures of Noami Watts. I know because it sent me an hilarious picture of a swine who had snuck into the farm house's kitchen!! Swine belong in the swine pen, not the kitchen! Ha HA!! Sounds like someone needs to fact check...
penis punch!!!
Malta!? That's a made up country! OR at least it's one that my picture doesn't recognize. My picture is all about vacationing on American soil. When it does vacation it vacations with an assortment of starlets past and present. My pictures has even vacationed with hot young Betty White and hot young Liz Taylor. Just to name a few. My picture actually doesn't have a sense of humor. It doesn't mess around. Kinda like Texas and Simon Cowell.
i know simon cowell and your picture is no simon cowell, sir! it's more of a maury povich without connie chung, busta rhymes without having us all in check wooha, stephen hawking without lou gerhrig's, or a tall danny devito! lame, who cares!
Those are the harshest criticisms my picture has ever received. I take that back. My picture received many harsh words from its high school gym teacher. This teacher said that it would never amount to anything since it couldn't do a push up and wasn't good at dodge ball. It looks like my picture showed him when it was sipping pictures of cold drinks on speed boats with the likes of pictures of Don Johnson, Sammy Davis Jr., Michael Stipe, Bono, Charlize Theron, Taylor Dane, Mischa Barton, Tatyana Ali,and Diane Lane. Just think about that for a second. And does your picture really know Simon Cowell or is it mistaken and instead knows a Miss Simone Cromwell. It's an honest mistake. Similar names.
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