Monday, January 28, 2008

Local Jewelry Store Commercial

Video to help men get used to wearing Jewelry such as watches and rings. "Men, wearing jewelry is easy as long as the piece of jewelry in question demonstrates masculinity, strength and style. A piece of jewelry can highlight your point of view and maturity." Different guy (probably looking like a JC Penny Model) This wedding ring shows that I love this woman just like my friend Terry Bradshaw's four superbowl rings demonstrate his Nordic Godness.

Work In Progress

4 comments:

Laser McNeal said...

And Butch's ying-yang necklace reveals his fascination with eastern philosophy. It would be easy to say I love my wife, this xbox, beer, football and Runner's World Magazine...but why say it? Actions speak louder than words, and wearing jewelry to highlight these views is liking screaming at a child (this sentence might need some work)-the only way to reach them. Wearing large amounts of jewelry can show your complex personality or cause people think that you are a confused individual. Someone who doesn't know what they like.

Laser McNeal said...

This can be a commercial for a local jewelry store...maybe called Ashley's Man Jewelritorium. The guy could be the largest velvet painting collector in the US. The point of the commercial is to tell men that jewelry is manly. The guys name could be Stacey Ashley. Maybe the first line should be, "Hello, I'm Stacey Ashely and when I'm not busy collecting works of art I'm here at Ashley's Man Jewelritorium on Lewis and Opal Fagg Drive..."

Falcon Steele said...

opal fagg drive... i used to have a cousin who lived at 567 opal fagg drive, crazy.

Laser McNeal said...

That is insane. Is it bad to give this guy a double girl name and to put his store on this street?