Looking Into My Idea Book

That's right I have one of those. It actually has not been getting as much use as it should be. Instead I've been forgetting all of the gems that I am constantly coming up with. I guess you could say that my memory rivals that of Maurice L. Pogue. I'm not saying that because I saw it was on tv today. Anyway...One of the ideas that I saw written down struck my as particularly funny. The entry read:

A story about food turns into a sad story like Old Yeller.

Now I'm really not sure how that could literally be done. If it was literally done I think it would be pretty stupid. I'm not talking about food as people.


What are your thoughts?