Monday, July 21, 2008


Crank (the best movie ever made ever) is getting a sequel! Yes, Jason Statham will be reprising his role. Some people might be disappointed by this, but I am not. I plan on icing my hand down for at least 2-3 weeks in advance. There will be a ton of high-fiving! I wonder what kind of stuff he's going to have to do to keep his heart beating? Maybe he'll slam his hand or member in a car door. What ethnic group could he offend in order to get into a fight? That would be good. Maybe there could be an homage to Dumb and Dumber and he could eat some hot peppers and shot mustard and ketchup in his mouth to cool down. I could speculate all day long about what kind of shenanigans Chev Chelios will get involved with, but I won't. What sort of stuff do you think he should do? I don't know if I can wait until Spring 2009. That's right! Corey Haim is in it(Personally I think both Coreys should have been involved and maybe Data from the Goonies).


Laser McNeal said...

I have received several letters...that's right snail mail...about this topic! 45 of the 62 letters agree with me! Crank 2 is going to be badass! The other 17 are idiots!

I also think Chev should shoot himself in the slingshot in the face.

Todd said...